You just made me feel so damn special
what day is it and did you see me today?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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