That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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