is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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