I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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