Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Randomize
