When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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