So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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