Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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