It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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