Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Randomize
