Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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