I need help removing her.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I just forgot I was standing up.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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