My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
