In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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