Your face is a jimmy john
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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