Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Randomize
