i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
