No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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