After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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