We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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