Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
