the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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