If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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