it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I am one with the molecules
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
