around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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