I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
Randomize
