Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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