um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
