She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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