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i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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