Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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