So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
