You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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