Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He shit in the fireplace
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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