i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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