she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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