Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
cat food counts as protein by the way
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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