She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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