i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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