I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
