I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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