would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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