I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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