You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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