yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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