HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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