So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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