I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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