What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
love makes seman taste better
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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