another moral hangover. fuck.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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