I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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